Freebsd Fortunes 4

I look at life as being cruise director on the Titanic.
I may not get there, but I'm going first class.
                -- Art Buchwald

I love being married.  It's so great to find that one special
person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
                -- Rita Rudner

I love children.  Especially when they cry -- for then
someone takes them away.
                -- Nancy Mitford

I love dogs, but I hate Chihuahuas.  A Chihuahua isn't a dog.
It's a rat with a thyroid problem.

I love mankind ... It's people I hate.
                -- Schulz

I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I've ever known.
                -- Walt Disney

I love the smell of napalm in the morning.
                -- Robert Duval, "Apocalypse Now"

I love treason but hate a traitor.
                -- Gaius Julius Caesar

I love you more than anything in this world.  I don't expect that will last.
                -- Elvis Costello

I love you, not only for what you are,
but for what I am when I am with you.
                -- Roy Croft